I got this an email. I usually never read forwards but thought this one was worth reading. I love kids and I love the way they see things and what they have to say about them. Hope this makes you laugh. It put a huge smile on my face.
1st grade school teacher had twenty-five students in her class. She
presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known
proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.
It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their
insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are
first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!
1. Don't change horses until they stop running.
2. Strike while the bug is close.
3. It's always darkest before Daylight Saving Time.
4. Never underestimate the power of termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water but How?
6. Don't bite the hand that looks dirty.
7. No news is impossible
8. A miss is as good as a Mr.
9. You can't teach an old dog new Math
10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust Me.
12. The pen is mightier than the pigs.
13. An idle mind is the best way to relax.
14. Where there's smoke there's pollution.
15. Happy the bride who gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is not much.
17. Two's company, three's the Musketeers.
18. Don't put off till tomorrow what you put on to go to bed.
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and
You have to blow your nose.
20. There are none so blind as Stevie Wonder.
21. If at first you don't succeed get new batteries.
22. You get out of something only what you
See in the picture on the box
23. When the blind lead the blind get out of the way.
24. A bird in the hand is going to poop on you.
And the WINNER and last one!
25. Better late than pregnant
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